My summer’s nearly a month old, but I still feel like it’s barely started. Which doesn’t make sense, because I’ve had more crazy shit happen in the past few weeks than the past two semesters combined. Well, here’s my official toast to you, Summer of 2010. Here’s to more nights where friends drunkenly lock themselves [...]

Happy Unofficial St. Patrick’s Day to you all in the Midwest who have decided to come down and converge upon my school this very sunshiny morning. Best holiday ever. One of the only times in life where it is perfectly acceptable to wake up at 7 in the morning and start chugging beer. Time to [...]

At the clubs, black dudes dance like they’re having rough sex. White guys are just awkward. I don’t go near Asians. Latinos are alright. I need to remember to wear less clothing at Cly’s. Now I realize why so many girls dress up like total skanks even in the dead of winter — because inside [...]

I think something seriously must be wrong with my calendar skills. This is the second time in a row that I have misread a date and therefore wrote down an appointment in the wrong slot. If it weren’t for the e-mails and reminders I keep getting, I surely would not have realized that the workshop [...]

For the first time in a really long time, I woke up on the right side of the bed yesterday. I don’t know how it happened. But there I was, lying in my bed wide awake, and feeling…OK for once. Not overwhelmed, weak, vulnerable, negative. I woke up and literally thought, “Hey, I’m feeling good.” [...]