At the clubs, black dudes dance like they’re having rough sex. White guys are just awkward. I don’t go near Asians. Latinos are alright. I need to remember to wear less clothing at Cly’s. Now I realize why so many girls dress up like total skanks even in the dead of winter — because inside [...]

So I had a mishap the other night. A rather stupid, drunken mishap. My roommates and I were in the midst of finishing off a fifth of vodka, and I was making my way back up the stairs to the kitchen. Needless to say, the next thing I know I’ve fallen back onto the landing [...]

I think it’s safe to say that this has been one of the craziest semesters I have ever had here at the University of Illinois. Professors in the beginning of the year actually had provisions for H1N1 flu absences in their syllabi. We have already had several waves of soybean aphids and Asian beetles invading [...]

So I actually bitched people out at work today. It was amazing. One of my part-time jobs here at school is working the concessions stands at the home football games. Basically, we sell overpriced burgers and hot dogs to rich people who paid $130+ for their seats. One of the new items this season is [...]

So due to some sort of security issue with new servers at E-Starr, I had to reinstall my WordPress. Hopefully all should be dandy now. The new server kept blocking me for the past couple of weeks, and it was getting extremely frustrating. I’ll re-upload my theme and reinstall plugins when I get the chance. [...]