Happy Unofficial St. Patrick’s Day to you all in the Midwest who have decided to come down and converge upon my school this very sunshiny morning. Best holiday ever. One of the only times in life where it is perfectly acceptable to wake up at 7 in the morning and start chugging beer.
Time to get [...]

At the clubs, black dudes dance like they’re having rough sex. White guys are just awkward. I don’t go near Asians. Latinos are alright.
I need to remember to wear less clothing at Cly’s. Now I realize why so many girls dress up like total skanks even in the dead of winter — because inside the [...]

So I had a mishap the other night. A rather stupid, drunken mishap. My roommates and I were in the midst of finishing off a fifth of vodka, and I was making my way back up the stairs to the kitchen. Needless to say, the next thing I know I’ve fallen back onto the landing [...]

I just made the most delicious drink ever.

ice
1 shot Smirnoff “with a twist of strawberry” vodka
Hawaiian Punch fruit juicy red
splash of SunnyD orange juice

Now all I need to do is just come up with a name for it. Enjoy!

I think something seriously must be wrong with my calendar skills. This is the second time in a row that I have misread a date and therefore wrote down an appointment in the wrong slot. If it weren’t for the e-mails and reminders I keep getting, I surely would not have realized that the workshop [...]