I just made the most delicious drink ever. ice 1 shot Smirnoff “with a twist of strawberry” vodka Hawaiian Punch fruit juicy red splash of SunnyD orange juice Now all I need to do is just come up with a name for it. Enjoy!

I woke up today to the most curious sensation. I couldn’t move. I seriously couldn’t. I lifted my head and tried to shift my body, turning to face the left side of my bed instead of the right, but the ensuing pain was excruciating. I couldn’t even move my legs. I was paralyzed. Now, hours [...]

Last night I had a dream that, if it were real, would have been one of the best dreams ever. But in this dream, I was somehow dreaming in the dream. So I knew the dream wasn’t real. I don’t know if this makes any sense. The “good” part of the dream involved a boy, [...]

So there is a vast amount of things that I have been wanting to blog about, but seeing as how it is late in the morning and I am completely exhausted after an entire day at Six Flags, I’m going to be a lazy arse and do the whole random, brief bullet thing. Disney needs [...]

Yesterday before work I stopped by K-Mart to pick up some face wash and whatnot. The total came to $10.11 or something like that. I pulled out a $20 bill and then told the cashier to wait a bit while I rummaged through for a dime and a penny. When I pulled out my faded [...]